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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Library IT Technician jobs? · Latest report #5irftz3h
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are basically a printer repair person with a library card.
Master of the public terminal and local subnet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total kiosk domination for quiet spaces






splat.you▸ LIBSYS-NODE X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resets public terminal sessions silently
You manage public computer stations, troubleshoot broken card catalog software, and reset routers for library patrons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patron has actually unplugged the ethernet cable on purpose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Centralized agents take over all terminal session management and resets.
Month 4
AI chatbots resolve all basic password and printing requests instantly.
Month 8
Smart routers detect and fix connection drops without human intervention.
Month 13
Sensors inside printers alert the cloud before they ever jam.
Month 18 · D-Day
The library shifts to fully automated kiosks and maintenance robots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14 per week
Printer jams cleared
99 percent
Software update failures
200 daily
Patron password resets
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital audiobooks and silence.
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