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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsAlphabetizing paper rectangles is a hobby, not a career path.
Professional alphabetizer and professional book-haver.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Organizing knowledge, one automated retrieval at a time.
oof.youAI▸ LIBRIBOT-SHELFMASTER 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
locates misplaced biographies in under ten seconds
You shelve returned volumes and navigate the Dewey Decimal system to fulfill user reservations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing standing between a child and the wrong book.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID tags track every book position in the entire library.
Month 10
Robotic return bins auto-sort books onto mobile cart units.
Month 20
Ceiling-mounted rails allow machines to grab books from high shelves.
Year 2.5
Patrons request books via a screen instead of asking humans.
Year 3 · D-Day
The library is fully automated; you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.99 percent
Average Shelving Accuracy
0.4 seconds
Search Latency
Zero
Patron Interaction Error
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital audiobook app.
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