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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour intuition is just a database error that thinks it's art.
Full-time market watcher, part-time professional panic absorber.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero-latency decision making for global markets.
split.youAI▸ TRADETERMINAL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency trades before you finish blinking
You trade assets by watching flickering screens and calling nervous clients. Automation is coming for your spread.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about market sentiment with total professional confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start suggesting trades based on social media trends.
Month 4
Software handles your routine buy and sell orders without human help.
Month 8
Models adjust client portfolios faster than your nervous morning email check.
Month 13
Users prefer the app's cold logic over your empathetic phone voice.
Month 18 · D-Day
The broker terminal displays a retirement message and deletes your password.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4:1
Coffee-to-commission ratio
300ms
Average trade delay
12
Client panic calls per day
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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