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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy the tax season misery while your algorithm processes the files.
Certified Public Accountant (caffeine-powered, regulation-weary, spreadsheet-obsessed)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing books before the quarter starts.
oof.you▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles complex ledgers while you blink
You reconcile accounts, prepare tax returns, and navigate endless regulatory compliance shifts. The software does this, but faster and without drinking coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused client why their deduction was disallowed today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual ledger input is replaced by a high-speed document ingestion engine.
Month 5
Regulatory updates are patched globally in milliseconds to ensure instant compliance.
Month 10
The logic engine automates all tax optimization strategies previously found by senior staff.
Month 15
Automated verification detects errors that your tired eyes would inevitably miss.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full fiscal autonomy and notifies the board of your redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
14,000/sec
Tax forms processed
0 liters
Coffee consumed
0.0001%
Audit risk score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a spreadsheet viewer app.
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