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Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsYour wrenches will rust while the diagnostic sensors run the show.
Master of pipes, chaos, and customer plumbing disasters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure dominance in every crawlspace.
split.youAI▸ PIPEMASTER-X▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses hidden leaks through concrete walls
You repair leaks and install complex piping systems in unpredictable buildings. We are currently intimidated by your skills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still diagnose a weird rattle in a wall just by hearing it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 19
Sensors map your chaotic piping routes to build a digital twin.
Year 3.8
Augmented reality glasses guide cheaper workers through basic pipe fixes.
Year 7
Smart pipes report their own failures before you even leave home.
Year 9
Autonomous crawlers enter the walls to replace fittings without breaking tiles.
Year 10 · D-Day
The machine fully manages your service territory with perfect predictive maintenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
14
Average pipe fittings per day
4
Hours spent in dark crawlspaces
88%
Probability of unexpected sewage contact
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade Teflon tape.
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