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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling imaginary permissions for software nobody asked for since 1995.
Expert in turning simple software into complex legal nightmares.
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Automated compliance for your digital overhead
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locks your clients into decade-long subscriptions
You navigate complex volume pricing tiers and negotiate enterprise software renewals with corporate procurement teams all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about a discount while smiling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An algorithm sets all pricing tiers based on usage data.
Month 4
Software updates your renewals without needing a human call.
Month 8
Bots automatically verify compliance without human intervention.
Month 12
Companies sync their purchasing software directly with our platform.
Month 14 · D-Day
The licensing department is turned off to save electricity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4,000 yearly
Hours spent on conference calls
0 total
Terms and conditions read
99 percent
Revenue from hidden audit fees
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic deprecation package.
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