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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Licensing Manager jobs? · Latest report #rdygxi3x
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour entire career is just waiting for a film studio to reply.
Professional gatekeeper of fictional characters' plastic rights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated contract logic for mindless brand synergy.
split.youAI▸ IP-NEGOTIATOR X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated counter-offers while you sleep
You spend all day emailing agents to secure toy rights and reading soul-crushing contracts for plastic figurines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a studio executive is lying about the toy's release date.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scans your entire contract database to learn royalty math.
Month 3
The AI starts replying to standard studio inquiries without your help.
Month 7
Legally binding templates are auto-generated based on current market trends.
Month 12
The system automatically negotiates renewals based on real-time sales data.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot signs its first deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
412
Average emails per deal
72 percent
Time spent in meetings
29
Contract revisions per month
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unsold promotional keychains.
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