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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour human-to-human empathy is just a latency issue we can optimize.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts mining public data to identify better prospects than you.
Month 4
Dynamic voice models handle the cold calling phase perfectly.
Month 9
Regulatory checks move to real-time machine validation.
Month 13
The hiring pipeline is fully managed by recruitment algorithms.
Month 19 · D-Day
The last client signs an algorithmic contract without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Awkward client dinner ratio
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