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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Life Insurance Salesperson jobs? · Latest report #vvhmtg9y
Your job has an expiration date
May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell tragedies disguised as retirement planning over cold coffee.
Cold caller, policy filler, and amateur psychologist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal before the pulse stops.
blub.you▸ MORTALITYMODELER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates actuarial risk in real time
You spend days calling leads and filling out complex policy forms to convince people they will eventually die.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually worried instead of just price-shopping for premiums.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An algorithm starts analyzing your historical lead conversion patterns.
Month 6
Bots take over the initial lead qualification calls and emails.
Month 13
AI models handle policy approvals without waiting for human review.
Year 1.9
Interactive screens guide customers through sign-ups without your intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the CRM is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
94 percent
Average rejection rate
6 hours daily
Time spent filling forms
120 per lead
Calls to reach a human
Your severance
A free policy with a very high deductible.
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