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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell complexity to people who secretly just want a chatbot.
Expert at translating jargon into slightly different jargon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing strategy with pure statistical certainty.
split.you▸ ACCESSBOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect pricing models in seconds
Building slide decks for drug launches and modeling market access pricing strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the room to see if the client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your existing slide deck archives for patterns.
Month 5
Automated Excel scripts replace manual data entry and formatting.
Month 10
Large language models build the first draft of market reports.
Month 16
Synthesized voices lead client calls based on updated data inputs.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
45 decks
Slides produced weekly
32 per week
Hours spent on calls
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF generation tool.
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