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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning complex drug data into meaningless slides for tired executives.
Junior analyst, slide architect, and late-night pivot specialist.
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You build slide decks and run market analysis for pharma companies. You track drug pipelines and pricing strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a partner stops listening during a slide presentation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Scrapers pull drug pipeline data faster than any intern can.
Month 7
Generative tools build your slide decks while you sleep.
Month 13
Algorithms scrub your messy spreadsheets clean without human input.
Month 22
AI takes your notes and writes the follow-up emails.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A single script handles the entire consulting engagement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
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Slides built per week
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
99%
Client meeting boredom level
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A lifetime subscription to our slide-making software.
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