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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill six figures to move bullet points between slightly different decks.
Junior analyst (mostly Pivot tables, occasionally actual strategy).
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You build complex slide decks and perform market sizing analysis using spreadsheets for pharmaceutical and biotech clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a partner about why the Excel model crashed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The AI starts parsing your historical slide decks for patterns.
Month 5
Your repetitive market research tasks are handled by autonomous agents.
Month 10
Excel modeling becomes an automated background process within the firm.
Month 17
Vision models finalize all visual alignment without human review.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire output pipeline permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4000
Slides produced per night
99 percent
Market sizing accuracy
High
Human burnout rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our slide formatting plugin.
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