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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPersonalizing emails is just automated begging with nicer font choices.
Professional guilt-tripper via automated drip campaigns.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning retention into a math problem.
ow.youAI▸ CHURNNULL-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized re-engagement campaigns every six seconds
You draft automated email sequences and monitor churn rates to drag customers back into the product funnel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still fake genuine concern when a customer cancels their subscription.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI predicts churn before the customer even knows they're leaving.
Month 5
Language models generate emails that perfectly mimic your brand voice.
Month 10
Smart agents sort your lists better than any human ever did.
Month 15
The system runs its own A/B tests without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The email server handles your role while you pack your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
88 percent
Click-through rate fatigue
zero
A/B test joy
four cups
Coffee needed to pivot
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you helped sell.
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