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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour calendar is already a tombstone for your personal autonomy.
Managing the chaos of people who cannot manage themselves.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Living your life better than you could.
split.youAI▸ SYNCLIFE OMNI V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-emptively cancels bad dates in your calendar
You schedule appointments, manage digital correspondence, and curate personal errands for high-net-worth clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange, unprogrammable ability to know exactly which tone will de-escalate a client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Calendar sync tools begin automating your most repetitive appointment bookings.
Month 5
Language models start writing all your standard client correspondence.
Month 10
Automated delivery networks take over your courier and shopping tasks.
Month 15
Algorithms learn client habits to anticipate needs before they arise.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system fully manages the client; your login access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
450
Requests processed per hour
12%
Human error rate
High
Emotional fatigue factor
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own replacement software.
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