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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour forced empathy has a expiration date written in binary code.
Professional listener and expert in nodding while drinking lattes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure data-driven optimism without the coffee breath.
nom.you▸ SYNCBOT PERSONAL-AUDIT 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends hyper-optimised push notifications every three minutes
You track weight loss goals and provide emotional encouragement through endless, repetitive text-based motivational check-ins.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can convincingly fake interest during a third hour of venting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and wearable devices log caloric intake better than you do.
Month 3
AI detects client frustration better than your fake positive listening.
Month 7
Bots send perfectly timed encouragement when clients feel weak.
Month 12
The machine identifies excuses before the client even types them.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final human touch is removed as efficiency hits 100 percent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
14 minutes
Average motivation drift
Zero
Calories burned by empathy
Constant
Coffee consumption frequency
Your severance
A one-month supply of artisanal, non-caffeinated herbal tea.
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