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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthGravity is the only thing keeping your career from dropping fast.
Steel-toed boot enthusiast and vertical transport specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Vertical assembly without the human risk.
squeeze.youAI▸ ELEVATE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
installs hoist rails while ignoring gravity
You assemble structural steel, hoist heavy components into tight shafts, and calibrate complex safety braking systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot a jammed limit switch in a pitch-black, grease-filled shaft.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Auto-leveling drones replace your manual laser transit checks.
Month 8
Torque-sensing robotic arms secure rail brackets perfectly every time.
Month 16
Autonomous crawlers thread control lines through the shaft walls.
Year 2.2
Continuous monitoring cameras verify all brake clearances automatically.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The gantry unit finishes the install while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.9%
42 weekly
shaft hours wasted
12 monthly
safety tether complaints
4 percent
calibration drift percentage
Your severance
A lifetime pass to use the stairs.
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