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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Lightbulb Changer jobs? · Latest report #ee4a76c3
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career has peaked at the top of a shaky ladder.
Altitude-challenged logistics expert with a high-stakes balance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ceiling maintenance without the altitude sickness.
help!youAI▸ LUMINO-REACH MK4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
swaps burnt filaments without stopping the room
You climb ladders to swap dead bulbs. It is vertical work that ends in a ceiling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell when a socket is corroded just by touching it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors map your building to identify every single socket location.
Month 7
Smart bulbs report their own death before they actually flicker out.
Month 13
A quiet spider-bot rolls in and swaps the dead units.
Month 20
Building code updates to allow automated reach equipment in lobbies.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The ladder is recycled and you are officially unplugged.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
100%
Ladder falls prevented
14 seconds
Seconds per bulb
Zero
Humans left on stools
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium LED bulbs.
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