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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour ocean view is the only reason you are still employed.
Saline-resistant, stair-climbing, lantern-tending hermit.
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Total coastal illumination, zero salt fatigue.
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scans maritime horizons with thermal imaging
You maintain rotating lenses, replace halogen bulbs, paint rusting ironwork, and clear salt spray from glass prisms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively hear when the rotation gears need grease by the pitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Vibration sensors map the rotation frequency of your lantern.
Month 10
Automated diagnostics replace your manual logbook entries.
Month 19
High-pressure freshwater sprayers handle the salt glass buildup.
Year 2.4
Self-loading racks replace the manual bulb changing process.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lighthouse enters full autonomous mode and locks the door.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
365
Annual lens polishes
140
Stairs climbed daily
Extreme
Salt-corrosion rate
Your severance
A one-way ferry ticket to the mainland.
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