Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour manual sorting of red-tape folders is a software bug.
Professional paper-shuffler in a world of cloud storage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing without the human error factor.
oof.you▸ ARCHIV-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant paper trails instantly
Processes legal limitation documents and categorizes case files for archival. You are basically a human file sorting algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is lying about a misfiled folder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Optical character recognition reads your files faster than your eyes.
Week 5
Scripts begin auto-filling the fields you used to type.
Week 11
Digital signatures replace your physical ink stamp routine.
Month 4
Physical cabinets are digitized and sent to the recycler.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to leave while the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
too many
folders lost per annum
400 seconds
human processing time
0.02 seconds
AI processing time
Your severance
A shredder and a lifetime subscription to digital cloud.
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