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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou exist solely to forward emails you do not understand.
Professional middleman between upper management and actual work.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Management without the human drama.
splat.you▸ ADMINSYNC ENTERPRISE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates resources based on mood metrics
You track team output, run weekly check-ins, and pretend to mediate conflicts. You manage spreadsheets of human productivity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team member is lying about being sick on a Monday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart sensors replace your manual input for project status tracking.
Month 5
Text models handle your one-on-one check-ins with perfect neutrality.
Month 10
Algorithms filter your inbox and delegate tasks without your bias.
Month 15
Data-driven systems settle office disputes using pre-set company policy.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your calendar entries.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
28 weekly
Hours spent in pointless syncs
4.2 hours
Average task status update delay
88 percent
Team members who ignore you
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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