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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading yesterday's captive audiences for tomorrow's cold, hard programmatic data streams.
Professional spreadsheet architect, panic-mediator, and legacy media enthusiast.
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Automated spot buying at machine speed.
splat.you▸ LINEARFLOW AI-6▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises prime time delivery at sub-millisecond speeds
You shuffle spreadsheets to place commercials on legacy channels. You report reach metrics to clients who worry about ratings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused client why their brand aired during a rerun.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Historical rating patterns get uploaded to our prediction engine.
Month 3
Algorithms replace your manual entry with mathematically superior schedules.
Month 6
Direct pipe connections bypass your phone calls to reps.
Month 10
Client emails are auto-read and answered with pre-approved responses.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency moves to a full-auto real-time auction model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42
Spreadsheets per campaign
18
Client panic emails daily
67%
Linear ad slots wasted
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium cable subscriptions.
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