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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsPaint goes down, but your career prospects are clearly fading.
Professional pavement artist with a high-pressure nozzle addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision lines without the human error.
no no noyou▸ AUTOSTRIPE PRIME V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
lays perfectly straight lines in fog
You measure road layouts and operate heavy sprayers to apply traffic markings. Accuracy is your only god.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice when the asphalt is too wet for the paint to adhere properly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify existing worn lines for automated tracking.
Month 5
Prototype rigs begin testing line thickness on closed tracks.
Month 15
High-precision satellites allow machines to work without physical templates.
Year 2.2
Driverless trucks move from lane to lane autonomously.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human linemarkers are retired as roads become self-correcting paint zones.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12.4 miles
Miles painted per shift
too many
Average paint drips
1.2/km
Average human errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of reflective highway paint.
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