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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour nuanced deconstruction of semiotics is just a database look-up away.
Tenure-track structuralist drowning in student essay corrections.
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delivers lecture series without needing coffee
You deliver lectures on grammatical theory and correct student papers. We teach the machine your syllabus and grading rubrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise moment a student starts lying about their research.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The bot ingests every lecture note you ever wrote.
Month 5
Algorithms mark syntax trees faster than your red pen.
Month 12
Large language models handle all undergraduate tutorial questions.
Year 2
The system generates new research papers from existing data.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The physical lecture hall is converted into server storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
4,200
Unread thesis comments
14
Professorial sighs per lecture
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own digital course archives.
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