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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy grading syntax trees while the LLMs hallucinate your entire dissertation.
Linguistics PhD candidate with a passion for recursive pain.
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You facilitate seminars and grade linguistic assignments. You balance administrative busywork with your own advanced academic research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is genuinely confused versus just looking for a grade bump.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models begin grading your syntax and phonology problem sets.
Month 6
Sensors and vision software take over monitoring and exam security duties.
Month 12
AI systems update and deliver your lecture content automatically.
Month 16
Student questions are answered instantly by specialized linguistic databases.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department realizes it doesn't need humans to manage the syllabus.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 96.8%
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