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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Linux Enthusiast jobs? · Latest report #3388vuh2
Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksYou spend all day compiling kernels just to browse Reddit once.
Professional breaker of perfectly functional hardware configurations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why bother installing when we can just simulate?
oof.you▸ ARCHTERMINAL-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
boots your entire collection in one second
You spend your time installing operating systems that are already obsolete on hardware made in 2004. You achieve nothing.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why your wifi card failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
An AI scan identifies all your laptops as e-waste.
Day 5
A script simulates your desktop experience inside a browser.
Day 8
Your local packages are moved to a cloud trash bin.
Day 11
Firmware locks prevent you from booting anything but ChromeOS.
Week 2 · D-Day
You stop playing with toys and look for a hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0 percent
Time spent actually computing
47 units
Thinkpads owned
12 total
Daily kernel panics
Your severance
One free installation of Windows 11 Home Edition.
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