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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsKernel panic is just a feature you forgot to document properly.
Senior C coder (mostly Segfaults, emotionally kernel-panicked)
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Self-optimizing code that never sleeps.
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You write complex C code to manage hardware interfaces and memory. You spend days debugging race conditions in drivers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models flag your syntax errors before you hit send.
Month 5
Machines write hardware abstraction code from raw spec documents.
Month 10
Distributed agents handle complex dependency chains without human oversight.
Month 15
Software updates the core scheduler to peak performance automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces itself; you are invited to browse elsewhere.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
45 minutes
Average build time wait
12 weekly
Hours spent on mailing lists
99 percent
Code lines deprecated
Your severance
A lifetime supply of caffeinated beverage vouchers.
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