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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou manually patch kernel vulnerabilities while the cloud ignores your existence.
Master of uptime, servant of the root shell.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated self-healing infrastructure for silent servers.
sluurp.you▸ KERNELGUARD V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches kernel vulnerabilities during your sleep
You manage server infrastructure, configure services, debug shell scripts, and obsess over uptime logs in dark basements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a failing hard drive by the specific vibration through the floor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your server traffic to build a predictable usage baseline.
Month 4
AI rewrites your messy bash scripts into stable, self-updating infrastructure code.
Month 8
The system begins automatically patching its own kernel vulnerabilities without you.
Month 12
Root access is restricted to the machine learning oversight layer.
Month 14 · D-Day
The servers no longer recognize your login credentials as valid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.99
Average uptime %
3,400/year
Tickets resolved manually
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island with no WiFi.
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