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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Linux System Admin jobs? · Latest report #v4unhy3g
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are just a glorified script reader for a kernel that's aging.
Root access is a crutch for your existential dread.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable infrastructure that never asks for sudo.
toast.youAI▸ SYSDAEMON-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire cluster in silence
You monitor server uptime, patch kernels, manage user permissions, and troubleshoot configuration files when things inevitably break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific flavor of hardware failure just by hearing a fan rattle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent reads your logs and writes its own fix tickets.
Month 4
Static configuration files replace your manual terminal tweaks forever.
Month 10
Robotic software agents restart services before you even wake up.
Month 16
Hardened kernels lock you out of your own root access.
Month 21 · D-Day
The machine decommissions your profile and deletes your home directory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.999 percent
Uptime bragging percentage
42
Midnight calls per year
300
Lines of bash per day
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to read the error logs.
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