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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day fixing what you broke yesterday with shell scripts.
Senior Kernel Wrangler (currently fighting with a config file)
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Immutable infrastructure that never needs a reboot.
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patches production vulnerabilities while you sleep
Managing server infrastructure via command line, patching kernels, and debugging mysterious performance spikes in production environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy system crashed at 3am on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your most repetitive tasks for pattern recognition.
Month 5
An AI agent handles security updates without needing your input.
Month 10
System state is managed by immutable templates, removing your manual access.
Month 15
Neural nets predict and prevent crashes before you even log in.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked, and the cluster manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.999 percent
Uptime uptime uptime
4,200
Shell script count
Weekly
Manual reboot frequency
Your severance
One free Raspberry Pi and a copy of Bash.
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