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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Linux Systems Engineer jobs? · Latest report #j2cevmkh
Your job has an expiration date
April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour shell scripts are just historical artifacts waiting for deletion.
Senior Kernel Wrangler (stuck in a perpetual sudo loop)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Root access, zero human error.
split.youAI▸ KERNELBOT V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots your entire cluster without dropping packets
You manage Linux server patches and haul hardware between racks. The machine is coming for your kernel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot a cable that is loose in the rack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI starts silently auditing your server config files for errors.
Month 4
Smart agents verify updates in a sandbox before production deployment.
Month 9
Robotic sensors map your data center layout for future hardware.
Month 13
Systems automatically rollback failed patches without needing your oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The automated rack-loader replaces your desk and your terminal session.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.999 percent
Uptime
Sub-millisecond
Patch speed
100 percent
Human error
Your severance
A decommissioned blade server and a pat on head.
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