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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthA chair and a whip are no match for a firmware update.
Professional ego-tripper living in a cage with apex predators.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping the teeth on the right side.
ow.youAI▸ APEX-CONTROL UNIT V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects sonic deterrents at approaching predators
You manage dangerous predatory big cats using psychological dominance and physical proximity. You also clean cages and feed them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a lion decides you are no longer the alpha.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion cameras and biometric collars monitor every feline heartbeat and twitch.
Month 10
Robotic chutes replace manual meat delivery to minimize human proximity risks.
Year 2
Electrified perimeter fences activate if sensors detect unauthorized hunting behavior.
Year 2.8
AI mimics your posture to maintain cat discipline through projection screens.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cage is locked, the machine takes over, you go home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
12:1
Cat-human dominance ratio
400 daily
Average whip cracks
20kg/shift
Raw meat handled
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-grade raw steak.
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