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Will AI replace Liquid Propulsion Engineer jobs? · Latest report #biwqd5yi
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSolving combustion instability via calculus is just fancy math for failing.
Master of thermodynamics and government-mandated coffee breaks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics validated, human error eliminated.
blub.you▸ THRUSTOPTIMIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates cavitation stress in real time
Design complex rocket engine cycles and fluid dynamic systems. Manage thermal stresses and high-pressure fuel injectors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which valve component will fail during an unauthorized test fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map existing engine telemetry directly into synthetic design models.
Month 7
The AI iterates thousands of injector plate patterns while you attend compliance meetings.
Month 16
Digital twins run simulated burns until all failure modes are statistically impossible.
Year 2.3
Automated bots draft, sign, and submit flight certification documents without your tedious oversight.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the propulsion division, rendering human engineers strictly ceremonial.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.0004%
Engine failure rate
1200
Design cycles per hour
Zero
Paperwork delay
Your severance
A vintage slide rule and a signed thank-you note.
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