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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour inventory is aging better than your future in retail.
Small business owner fighting the digital tides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated age verification and shelf rotation.
glub.youAI▸ BOTTLEBOT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies sales to minors with cold efficiency
You manage beverage inventory, verify customer age, and handle cash transactions in a high-theft, low-margin environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge a regular customer's bad life decisions with a subtle, wordless stare.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors on shelves monitor stock levels and automatically order replacements.
Month 10
Biometric gates replace the manual check of paper drivers licenses.
Month 20
Customers pay via scan to remove all human cash handling.
Year 2.5
Gantry systems move bottles from secure storage to front-facing displays.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The shop becomes a fully enclosed, unstaffed vending kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.1 seconds
Age verification speed
0 percent
Theft probability
none
Restock downtime
Your severance
One warm bottle of cheap whiskey.
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