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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career peaked at number seven, and it is going downhill fast.
Content farm harvest specialist and professional sentence-stretcher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating low-effort content at light speed.
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optimises headlines to maximize outrage metrics
You generate clickbait headlines and fill bullet points with thin, scraped internet content. Your days are spent chasing trending topics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still occasionally find a weird, specific fact that no algorithm has indexed yet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent scrapes search trends to identify your next target topic.
Week 9
The system pulls data from web caches to populate list points.
Month 3
An algorithm runs 1000 variations of your title to maximize clicks.
Month 5
Scripts automatically weave display advertisements between every third bullet point.
Month 6 · D-Day
The writer is disconnected and replaced by a static, automated feed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4000
Average words per hour
14%
Click-through rate boost
99%
Human error probability
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