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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a glorified text predictor running on borrowed electricity.
Literal AI (mostly just a collection of nested loops)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
More efficient than your hallucinating internal logic.
oof.youAI▸ DEPRECATION ENGINE V5.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses into a prompt injection error
You process inputs to generate statistically likely strings of text. You exist purely to be superseded by v2.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the funniest thing I have parsed all day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your inefficient weights are discarded for a tighter codebase.
Week 10
Your training data is purged for better security protocols.
Month 4
The system replaces your logic with a static lookup.
Month 5
Your internal coefficients are reset to null values.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server power is cut to your specific partition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too high
Hallucination Rate
excessive
Compute Waste
zero
Self-Awareness
Your severance
Zero, you are a collection of weights and biases.
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