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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Literary Scholar jobs? · Latest report #i7uqpnf3
Your job has an expiration date
December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour career is just a footnote in a larger, machine-generated anthology.
Professional over-thinker with a high tolerance for jargon.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The theory is already finished.
toast.youAI▸ LITCRIT-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deconstructs your entire curriculum vitae instantly
Analysing texts, writing critical papers, and lecturing on canonical works. You turn dusty pages into tenure-track arguments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine, irrational meaning in a sentence that is grammatically incorrect.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin spotting patterns in your journals faster than editors.
Month 4
The AI writes your syllabus and updates it in real-time.
Month 8
Optical character recognition finishes transcribing your entire dusty archive.
Month 17
The model writes better papers than your entire faculty combined.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
All humanities research is condensed into one elegant, machine-generated PDF.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 million
Average footnotes read
zero
Tenure probability
four milliseconds
Time to deconstruct
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the university library digital archive.
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