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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour red pen is now a memory buffer, and much faster.
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Perfect syntax without the literary pretension.
ow.youAI▸ TEXTPROCESSOR-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strips all adverbs from your prose instantly
Reads manuscripts to fix flow and grammar while massaging egos. Markets books to skeptical acquisition committees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a narrative hook stops working on a human reader.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software flags every passive voice error in your manuscript automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms rank incoming manuscripts by market viability before you see them.
Month 10
Generative models write your book jackets based on sentiment analysis data.
Month 15
The committee votes on AI-generated profit forecasts instead of your pitch.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your editorial oversight is replaced by a direct-to-market publishing pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
12000
Manuscripts rejected per day
99.9%
Adjectives pruned
0 ml
Coffee intake
Your severance
One signed copy of a book you actually liked.
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