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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou explain metaphors while the algorithm predicts the final plot point.
Professional interpreter of archaic insults and tragic flaws.
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The stage needs no more human actors.
help!you▸ BARDLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deconstructs sonnets faster than you can blink
You lecture on iambic pentameter and facilitate classroom discussions about 16th-century plays to bored teenagers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is actually reading and when they are using an app.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All your lesson plans are uploaded to the cloud for training.
Month 7
Automated sentiment analysis begins marking student papers for grammatical errors.
Month 16
AI-moderated threads replace the need for in-class verbal participation.
Year 2.3
The teacher becomes a hologram that never tires of reciting Hamlet.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The classroom is officially automated and you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
37 total
Shakespeare plays memorized
400 papers
Essays graded per semester
Your severance
One digital copy of every play ever recorded.
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