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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour lecture notes are just a prompt library waiting to happen.
Tenure-track dreamer with a dying paper mountain.
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The only professor who never needs tenure.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMIA-BOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers lecture in 4,000 hyper-personalized dialects
You lecture on Tudor texts and publish niche research. AI now summarizes the canon and generates your papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening and starts panic-writing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An agent builds your syllabus and reading lists instantly.
Month 5
Vision models scan student papers and apply your rubrics.
Month 13
Dynamic digital avatars stream content to student devices.
Year 2.1
Generative models draft your papers to meet publication quotas.
Year 3 · D-Day
The institution logs your accounts and archives your tenure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12 seconds
student attention span
94 percent
unassigned reading rate
infinite
publish or perish cycle
Your severance
One free subscription to a retired bookstore loyalty program.
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