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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career has been hitting a wall since the Stone Age.
Neolithic manual laborer with a passion for percussion.
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Superior impact precision for all mineral needs.
glub.youAI▸ GEOSTRIKE-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers precise kinetic impacts every time
Striking stones to create flakes and hand-axes. Maintaining basic edge sharpness for cave utility.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which vein of flint will shatter and which will spark.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify the optimal rock-striking zone for maximum efficiency.
Month 8
A conveyor belt replaces your manual rock selection process.
Month 13
Pneumatic hammers replicate your striking motion with perfect velocity.
Month 18
Vacuum systems clear your pile of flint chips immediately.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The cave is sealed and your hammer is melted down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
482 units
Stones struck per shift
Excessive
Average hand callouses
Infinite
Cave floor debris count
Your severance
One free sack of shiny obsidian shards.
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