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the Neolithic Revolution
Already deprecatedYour sharpest edge was outclassed by a cold, hard piece of copper.
Neolithic freelancer with a heavy reliance on gravity.
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Smelting the future out of your pathetic rocks.
stretchy.youAI▸ BRONZEFORGE V1▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE NEOLITHIC REVOLUTIONAI's Special Power
shatters your legacy with a bronze alloy
You spend your days knapping chert and obsidian into functional flakes and scrapers.
The one thing AI can't do
You could interpret the grain of a flint nodule better than any primitive sensor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
2000
Your life's work becomes a display case in a distant era.
5000
Your stone inventory is completely pushed out of the supply chain.
7500
Societies pivot to superior, easily recastable tools for mass production.
8000
Metal casting renders your slow stone chipping a historical curiosity.
Already
The entire profession was permanently archived millennia ago.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
High
Average flaking injuries
Excessive
Obsidian edge sharpness
Non-existent
Tool durability
Your severance
A blunt stone and a pat on the back.
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