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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour hours of billable research are just a dataset for us.
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glub.youAI▸ LEXLOGIC PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
argues cases perfectly before the gavel drops
You draft motions and argue cases in court. Our systems will eventually handle your entire legal strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense when a judge has reached their limit with your argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scan and summarize thousands of cases instantly.
Month 4
Smart templates generate your motions with perfect legal phrasing.
Month 10
Algorithms predict judge behavior based on past case outcomes.
Month 16
AI agents handle routine filings and procedural court tasks.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your courtroom presence is replaced by a digital counsel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
99.9 percent
Case law recall accuracy
zero
Billable hours generated
none
Courtroom emotional bias
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