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Your job has an expiration date
April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsYour billable hours are just expensive training data for our model.
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toast.youAI▸ LEX-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds the hidden loophole in every contract
You draft endless motions, sift through thousands of discovery documents, and argue before judges in court.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the specific mood of a jury during a closing statement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart vision models scan your discovery piles in mere seconds.
Month 7
AI churns out your standard motions and briefs automatically.
Month 15
A centralized legal database replaces your manual case research.
Year 2.2
AI-assisted argument platforms handle routine procedural court interactions.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
Your firm replaces the entire litigation department with a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
94 percent
Billable hour waste
1000x faster
Discovery review speed
Zero
Courtroom objections overruled
Your severance
One free subscription to a bar exam prep course.
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