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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour billable hours are just a rounding error in our logic gates.
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Discovery discovery at machine speed.
brr.you▸ LEXILOGIC PRO 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags contradictions in discovery documents instantly
You parse thousands of discovery documents and build damage models in Excel. Then you write reports for lawyers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a witness is lying simply by how they evade the question.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Optical character recognition pulls text from your piles of physical exhibits.
Week 9
Algorithms flag suspicious transactions in your data sets before you arrive.
Month 6
An AI writes the first draft of your expert witness report.
Month 10
Calculations move from fragile Excel sheets to robust, audited server code.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system finishes the final filing while you collect your severance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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