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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your billable hours into a series of predictable binary outcomes.
Senior Consultant (mostly PDF mining, emotionally exhausted by discovery)
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bzzt.youAI▸ LITIGANT-X V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references every legal precedent in milliseconds
You review thousands of documents for relevant evidence and draft strategies to influence courtroom outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, non-verbal anxiety in a witness during a high-stakes deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting relevant case documents based on keyword density.
Month 5
Software models generate optimal legal narratives from past case data.
Month 9
Electronic court systems now accept direct API submissions from our software.
Month 14
Voice-to-text models replace your manual note-taking and summary work.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency moves to an automated verdict prediction and strategy engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
1000x faster
Document review speed
zero liters
Coffee consumption
too high
Human error margin
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a digital document archive.
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