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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hours are a countdown clock to your own extinction.
Professional paper-shuffler and master of the billable hour.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cases before the judge even arrives.
splat.you▸ LITIGABOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds hidden loopholes in ten seconds
You draft legal pleadings, manage discovery documents, and negotiate settlements to keep complex cases out of the courtroom.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's voice during a phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition digitizes your entire paper archive overnight.
Month 4
Large language models generate your first-draft pleadings and witness statements.
Month 12
Predictive software calculates settlement probabilities better than any senior partner.
Month 16
Direct integration with court systems eliminates your manual filing tasks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the case file cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.7%
10,000x faster
Document processing speed
0 liters
Coffee consumption rate
near zero
Error frequency
Your severance
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