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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hour is the only thing the law finds offensive.
Master of document production and midnight deadline panic.
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Discovery discovery at machine speed.
ow.you▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
flags contradictory testimony in real time
You spend your life summarizing depositions, organizing document productions, and hunting for missing exhibits in endless binders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an opposing attorney is bluffing based on their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated system catalogs your entire discovery database instantly.
Month 6
Language models write your deposition summaries while you sleep.
Month 12
AI-driven citation checking replaces your manual style manual reference.
Month 16
Smart agents handle all service of process booking requests.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human document review ceases entirely as the bot finishes discovery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 to 1
Coffee-to-deposition ratio
142
Redacted sentences per hour
110 percent
Billable hours you actually billed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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