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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour billable hour obsession ends when the algorithm reads faster.
Billable hour architect, coffee addict, motion-drafting wizard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Winning arguments without the expensive lunches.
help!you▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
predicts case outcomes with chilling accuracy
You draft complex legal motions and manage client relationships to win high-stakes court cases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a judge's eyes during closing arguments.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters discovery documents to find the smoking gun instantly.
Month 6
Software writes routine motions based on case precedent and facts.
Month 14
A portal gives clients answers instead of waiting for your call.
Month 23
Predictive models simulate trial outcomes to advise on settlement necessity.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the firm's legal strategy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2,400 per year
Billable hours wasted
Hazardous
Coffee consumption rate
Human-high
Strategy error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a firm pen.
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