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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA hobby that costs money for the privilege of sweating in polyester.
Professional pretend-wizard with a basement full of cloaks
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You spend weekends pretending to be a wizard, swinging foam swords and reciting arbitrary rules. Deprecation.org has better scripts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still manifest genuine embarrassment when your foam sword snaps during a monologue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models ingest your entire rulebook and generate coherent scenarios without the manual labor.
Week 9
High-fidelity digital avatars replace the need for physical costumes and face paint immediately.
Month 3
Cloud-rendered worlds eliminate the need for traveling to muddy fields for outdoor events.
Month 4
Sensory feedback suits simulate the impact of foam swords more accurately than your fragile ego.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server turns on, rendering your weekend hobby entirely obsolete compared to infinite compute.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4 Liters
Polyester sweat absorption
Weak
Foam sword durability
Too high
Cost per hobby hour
Your severance
One free pass to a digital petting zoo
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