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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour cable coils are precise, but the stage doesn't need you.
Master of the signal flow and heavy flight case.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only crew member that never needs catering.
no no noyouAI▸ RIGMASTER PRO X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autocalibrates line arrays during soundcheck
You hang projectors, fly line arrays, and troubleshoot signal flows for events. Then you strike the whole rig.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically untangle a mystery loop of XLR cable in the dark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
Sensors map the stage geometry to optimize truss placement automatically.
Month 4
Software detects signal chain errors and patches connections without intervention.
Month 10
Robotic winches hang and focus speakers based on room acoustics.
Month 17
Retractable floor channels eliminate the need for manual cable management.
Year 2 · D-Day
The site rig deploys itself; human stagehands become historic exhibits.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per gig
Average cable knots untangled
Critically high
Load-in stress levels
12,000 yearly
Hours spent waiting for talent
Your severance
A stale turkey sandwich and a used velcro strap.
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